ravensannie:

watchtheskytonight:

samandriel:

So when Amanda Seyfried fainted on the set of Les Mis, whose arms did she wake up in? Hugh Jackman’s. When Jennifer Lawrence tripped at the Oscars, who ran to her aid? Hugh Jackman.

Actual knight in shining armor Hugh Jackman.

I want a Hugh Jackman. Mom get me a Hugh Jackman

[MOM VOICE] GET 600,000 NOTES FIRST YOU LITTLE SHIT.


Anonymous
ASS NIPPLES


Delightful

johllyismyotp:

imjustjohnlocked:

forancientking:

totallyfubar:

imjohnlocked:

walkered:

i propose a new cover

image

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I made a thing.

okay where’s john green

I suggest we tag it with his name.. and wait

omfg john green really needs to see this

(Source: cathyhiatt)

spelledjustlikeescape:

i’m breathing in

the chemicals

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possumchase
HAPPY VALENTINES REANNE


Oh taa love, your a few days late but whatever, sweet!

  • me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
  • me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
  • me during the day: how do I spell house?

mereperf:

that-nerdfighter:

arisonas:

ugh. where’s all the GOOD music these days. it’s all just rapping and beibers and directions. i miss the days where i could go into the local tavern and hoist a mighty flagon of mead to a jaunty tune on the lute of a young bard

only a real 15th century kid will get this

(Source: arisonas)

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

(Source: malfoysexslave)

unnoticedbyall:

davidspookmour:

imagine singing in the shower with your favorite band member

we wouldn’t be singing

believed:

no one ever lets me give them a piggyback ride

they’re just like “i might break you”

no you foolish mortal

i have the strength of a thousand horses

please, place yourself upon my back

Reblog if you have boobs


anemychief:

danhowellspenis:

itdemandstobefelt:

aniqueki:

That’s a lot of boobs..

AND JUST THINK EACH OF THEM PROBABLY HAS TWO

“probably”

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)